Brainfog · 31/12/2025
2025—metal, writing, life choices, and a steady background hum of "oh, for fuck's sake".
Brainfog · 30/10/2025
A chaotic rant about reels, writing, and refusing to brand myself like a protein bar. Featuring algorithm rage, supernatural boyfriends, and the slow, glorious death of my follower count.
Genre Tourism · 30/06/2025
A gloriously petty, unplanned dive into Russian deathcore. No insights, no regrets (well, maybe a few). Just one night of blast beats, beer, and questionable decisions.
Brainfog · 20/12/2023
Wacken collapsed, Alcest disappointed, and Peter Steele got me through it all. 2023 was a metal year. Just not the one I planned.
Genre Tourism · 30/01/2023
Melodic death, soft growls, frosty keyboards and full-on Hammond organ chaos — this album shouldn’t work, but it does. And I adore every second of it.
Keepers · 09/01/2023
A synth-soaked black metal carnival of xylophones, haunted landlines, and pure gremlin chaos. A New Generation of Vampiric Conspiracies is unhinged — and I love it.
Brainfog · 04/12/2022
From Deutschpop to black metal, band tees to Bathory — 2022 was my first real metal year. And yes, I lost 10kg and gained a personality.
Roots & Riffs · 24/06/2022
Venom kicked the door in. Bathory set it on fire and snarled something unholy into the smoke. This isn’t just a history lesson—it’s the moment black metal stopped pretending and started whispering. Lo-fi filth, demon vocals, punk bones. Quorthon didn’t follow—he built the altar. And I’m standing at the edge, listening.
Genre Tourism · 09/05/2022
A deep dive into the loincloth-clad mythos of Manowar — self-proclaimed kings of metal, defenders of True Metal, and deliverers of some truly questionable lyrics.
Roots & Riffs · 13/03/2022
Metallica are overhyped, Hetfield hunts bears, and Lars is Lars. But their debut album Kill ’Em All? Ugh. It’s annoyingly good. Fast, filthy, and just thrashy enough to earn a place on my shelf.